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http://s19.sitemeter.com/meter.asp?site=s19southeastofdisorderAn 18-year-old Russian male who jumped onto the court to invite Wimbledon champion Maria Sharapova and Vera Zvonareva to dinner was stopped by security guards at the Rogers Cup tournament Thursday night.
Ok, so lets review here. Tennis game going on, major event, security extremely high. Only a few years ago a female tennis player was stabbed, so pretty much anyone on the court who doesn't belong is going to be swarmed like they stole a book from brentano's. So your watching this world class tennis match with your buddy, you have the tickets, your there live, and you think wow, that chicks pretty hot. So you jump over the barriers and onto the court, thinking "hey, I think I have a chance with this celebrity tennis champ, I'll just ask her out on a date." Within the split second that your saying "Maria would you like to-" you are getting tackled by a Russian security guard the size of Ivan Drago. Was it worth it? I don't know the laws in Russia, in fact I don't even know if they still call it Russia, but my guess is this kid took a serious beating, and got rejected in the same day.
Bobby Fischer, the chess mastermind, just renounced his U.S. citizenship, basically saying he no longer wants to be a part of this country. Ok quick rundown in case you don't know what is going on with B-Fish. Fisher won the world chess championship 3 years in a row (I didn't know they had one of those either) when he quit the tournament in 1975 because the tournaments conditions were unacceptable to him. At which point he disappeared from the chess scene and became a political extremist who basically beleived the same thing nazi germany did. Now he's renounced his U.S. citizenship, which means he doesn't have a passport anymore, which means he cant go anywhere, not even the U.S.! He has to go to some 3rd world country that doesnt have any kind citizenship laws. How can this supposed mastermind be so dumb. He went from being chess legend to being not only homeless, but countryless. Thats like having a job, being a day away from getting your retirement pesnion, and then just quitting with no other job oppurtunities laying ahead. I am even convinced now that this guy has to of gone looney, and I want to play him in chess now, just so I can say I beat B-Fish.
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Peter Griffin
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