Saturday, June 19, 2004

Liar

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Sorry, I was off a game on my nba finals prediciton, if you lost a bet because of it, then your probably not very smart for taking bets from me. I lied it was Pistons in 5 instead of the 6 I had originally predicted.

Everyone lies at somepoint or another, so I spent a while trying to put it together, and I discovered everyone's first lie is at the dentists office, and then after that its a lot easier to lie. Cuz the dentist will always ask you if you have flossed everyday and brushed after every meal, and you had to say yes, there was just no other option. Even though he's looking in your mouth at like 8 cavities, you still have to say you have been flossing and brushing.

Trots Back
Its about time for the annual Pedro injury, give it two weeks.

I declare today Costume day for many reasons.
1. I miss Halloween
2. Every other holiday has some kind of a matching holiday, Christmas and Easter are religious thing, Thanksgiving goes with the 4th, memorial day, and all those other days celebrating American history, but Halloween is one of kind, that's why I think we need another day to dress in costume.
3. I saw a nice pirates outfit the other day and kinda want to wear it

Has the nonfoldable hat brim ever been this popular, and does anyone think this looks good. And what comes after this, we went to the backwards hat, then backwards to the side, then just to the side, now were not folding brim, the next reasonable measure will probably be to just cut the brim right off.

Jack Daniels vs. Jose Cuervo in a street fight, who wins?
and how about on an undercard you pit the cocacola polar bear against the budweiser clydesdales?

I can not believe I just saw a commercial for a show involving men swapping there wives, these reality shows just get more and more ridiculous. I think they should do a reality show on Tommy Heinsohn, you couldn't go wrong.