Red Sox nation
I am a proud member of Red Sox nation, not afraid to admit it despite the whole 1918 thing, but here's a few words of wisdom for fellow sox nation members. 1. Do not listen to Ben Affleck, the guy tries, but he sucks. He attempts to be the voice of Red Sox nation with his ridiculous rants that some how get airtime, you want the voice of Red Sox nation check out Bill Simmons on espn.com, the guy knows what he's talking about when it comes to being a sox fan. 2. As a sox fan you can be as miserable or optimistic as you want, don't let anyone tell you otherwise, you are connected to 86 years of failure, irrational thoughts are more than acceptable. 3. It doesn't matter if they win 100 world series, the Yankees still suck as long as steinbrenner is at the helm and they wear pinstripes, it may be irrational, but refer to number 2 on that one. 3. Selective hearing is ok, you don't have to listen to a Yankees fans when they mutter phrases like "1918," "Buckner," "Boone," or, "could you pleasedo something about the beer you just spilled all over my new arod jersey." And lastly 4. This thing is bigger than Balboa vs. Drago, therefore pretty much anything goes, don't feel bad wearing a shirt that says gayrod or Yankees suck, its a justified showing of contempt toward the evil empire.
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